Whenever I eat gator tail, I like to think I’m scoring one for the dragons and dinosaurs who lived in harmony before the alligators sailed in from their distant land of Gatoria and forced the gentle, friendly reptiles off their land. The alligators then spread propaganda like The Story of Saint ,George and Joracic Park to remind the humans how beastly these creatures were. It’s a bigger conspiracy theory than b’irds are fake, I tell you.