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    The image depicts a whimsical, cartoon-like character designed to resemble a hemorrhoid. The character has a large, red, wrinkled appearance, with a big, wide smile showing its teeth. It is wearing oversized, bright pink sunglasses, adding a humorous touch. The character has small arms and legs, giving it a playful and lighthearted look. The background is plain and neutral, which makes the character stand out prominently.

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    The image shows a green alien with large black eyes sitting on a toilet in a bathroom. The alien is wearing a pink suit and is reading a colorful book. The bathroom has white tiled walls and a teal shower curtain with pink stripes. There is a roll of toilet paper on a holder next to the alien. At the top of the image, there is text that says "thirking place," which is a playful misspelling of "thinking place."

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    • Received confirmation of the order.
    • Received notification the order had been cancelled with no explanation for the cancellation.
    • Contacted support.
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    Did you know Starship Changeling has a new feature called Monsters Described? I, a totally blind horror fan, get Perplexity.ai to generate descriptions of horror movie monsters and post them for other blind horror fans. Just follow #MonstersDescribed from your Fediverse account, or subscribe to the category feed on the Starship changeling site.

    Monsters Described No. 2: Slither

    Explanation

    This is the second in a series of posts that describe the monsters from horror movies for those who are #blind or visually impaired. Rather than describe the movie, the purpose here is to provide a description of the monster only, since #AudioDescription doesn’t allow for as much details as blind horror fans like myself would like.

    Disclaimer

    Since I am totally blind, all of these descriptions are generated using Perplexity.ai unless other wise stated. I’m simply posting the results here in case Perplexity pages become unavailable for some reason.

    An now oOur Feature Presentation

    This film has two monsters–the alien parasite and the slugs.

    Description

    In the 2006 horror-comedy film “Slither,” the alien parasites and slugs are grotesque and unsettling creatures designed to evoke a sense of disgust and fear. Here’s a detailed description for someone who is totally blind:

    Physical Appearance

    Main Parasite

    The primary alien parasite is a large, amorphous creature with a slimy, gelatinous body. It’s roughly the size of a small car and has a pinkish-red coloration. The texture of its skin is moist and slick, similar to that of a giant slug or a mass of intestines. The parasite has multiple tentacle-like appendages that can extend and retract, allowing it to move and grab objects or victims.

    Slugs

    The smaller parasites, often referred to as slugs, are about the size of a person’s hand. They have a cylindrical, worm-like body with no visible eyes or limbs. Their skin is slimy and moist, much like an earthworm but with a more alien texture. These slugs are capable of quick, darting movements and can leap surprisingly far.

    Sensory Characteristics

    If one could touch these creatures (which would be inadvisable in the context of the film), they would feel:

    • Slippery and wet, with a temperature slightly cooler than human body heat
    • Soft and yielding, but with an underlying firmness suggesting muscle or internal structure
    • Pulsating or writhing, as the creatures are constantly in motion

    The parasites would likely emit a faint, squelching sound as they move, similar to the noise made when stepping in mud or other viscous substances.

    Behavior and Abilities

    The parasites in “Slither” have several notable characteristics:

    • They can enter a host’s body through the mouth, taking control of the victim’s mind and body
    • The slugs can reproduce rapidly, creating swarms of creatures
    • They possess a hive mind, acting in coordination to achieve the∏ir goals
    • The ∏parasites can merge infected hosts into larger, more monstrous forms

    These descriptions aim to convey the unsettling and alien nature of the creatures from “Slither,” emphasizing their otherworldly and repulsive qualities that make them effective horror movie monsters.

    This is a test.

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