Come on down to the theme park, meet the blind theme park.
It’s where you go to meet the blind and give them the benefit of your attention.
When you go there, you will see blind people living independently.
Some of them say they’re visually impaired.
Some say that they are challenged visually.
Theme park for the blind, it’s an optic wild ride.
Theme park for the blind, come on down to the meet the blind theme park.
Stop, say hello to the blinks you know.
Stare at everyone else as they put on their little show.
The park staff believe they’re on a mission of glory.
We’re doing God’s good work, you ungrateful little rabble rouser.
Over here they’re shooting video to send to all the people like you who have lots of dough.
I guarantee you’ll hear and all about their struggles before you leave.
We want to share my inspirational story.
Theme park for the blind, an inspiration porn goldmine.
Buy and sell the stories they don’t mind.
They’re just happy to help to raise awareness.
Dance, blind monkey dance.
We’ve got a show to do and millions to raise.
Dance, blind monkey dance.
What you thought we would just give you a blind.
Dance, blind monkey dance.
You better make your numbers or we’ll throw you in the underlay.
Theme park for the blind, come to meet the blind theme park.
And now if you don’t mind, please take me home with you.
Before I lose my geeky mind.